What to Divorce When You are Divorcing: Borrowing Trouble
A woman, whom I shall call Mrs. What If hired me to represent her in her divorce action. She had been married fifteen years, […]
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In re: The Woman Who Interrupted the Judge
Judge: Ma’am, if you continue to interrupt me when I am speaking I am going to hold you in contempt. That means you will […]
The Best and Fairest System in the World
Dear Client: During one of your initial sessions with your attorney, she will undoubtedly sit you down and explain how the laws that govern […]
What to Divorce When You are Divorcing: Worry
Below you will find insight on the harmful effects of worrying. The next time you find yourself worrying about something return to this page […]
Chapter One: How Does a Lawyer Sleep?
First he lies on one side then he lies on the other side. Ordinarily I don’t make a habit of repeating lawyer jokes. And […]
In re: Two Lawyers and a Baby
A few years ago this happened: I heard a rumor that Attorney A and Attorney Z were dating. A month or so later I […]
In re: The Lawyer in the Colorful Suit
There is a picture in the lawyer’s lounge of an attorney wearing a suit that looked like a painting I once saw hanging in […]
In re: Miss Direction
An attorney, who I will refer to as Miss. Direction, sat beside me in court. She asked me how I was doing and then […]